Guys! GUYS! Totes such hotness on The Hills last night! The gang all went out to Las Vegas to surprise Brody for his birthday and Lauren FULLY KISSED HIM? I think they may be getting back together! How great is that!? Lauren so deserves love!?! Meanwhile, Audrina TOTALLY THREW A BITCH FIT at her friends and some guy who is only wearing a towel because she thinks the rest of the girls don’t want her to date Justin Ricky Lee Harvey John Wayne Bobby, but you know what? They were just trying to be friendly to him. And also?!?
She SHOULDN’T date him, he’s a major butt, right?!? Also, they finally let the fat girl talk and they gave her a name, but I forgot it, because, come on, fat girl, right? Also, also, Lauren got flashed by Lo’s vag and was all Brody, “I saw Los Britney!” Which is so funny, because, like, Britney Spears also has a vagina that she is always flashing? I Anyway, back in L.A.? It’s Spencer and Heidi’s anniversary? And Heidi tells the old dude at Bolthouse that she can’t cover some event because her anniversary is that much more important, even though it’s with Spencer who is a major dick and still won’t tell his parents that they’re engaged? And old dude is all, Fine, whatever, just make sure someone covers it? And Heidi’s like, No problem? So she goes to Elodie who she TOTALLY SCREWED OVER BEFORE and is all, Hey, I really need you to cover this for me? And Elodie smiles and is like, Oh, sure, anything for you. Except what we all know but Heidi doesn’t evn know is that Elodie already made plans to quit her job? So Heidi’s at dinner with Spencer and the phone rings and someones all, “You need to get down here now” And Heidi’s like, but Elodie is covering it, and whoever iss on the other end is all, Nuh uh, Elodie quit? And we’re like, Hahahah, that’s what you get, you job-stealing bitch!?!?!?! So Heidi is fully, I have to go to work? And Spencer acts like the big gay baby he is? How does Heidi not see what a stupid mean jerk Spencer can be?!?!?!?!?!?! It, was, like, so, satisfying, oh, my, God, you, guys!?!? Also? This is the last I will ever have to watch?!???!? And it sort of makes me sad, because when I watch I forget about war and poverty and basic math? And I, like, don’t want to go back to caring about stuff or knowing the name of the President or reading books? But I guess I have to? I guess??!?!?!?!?!? Anyway, I’ll miss you, We’ll always have that time where that one girl said that really stupid thing and everyone was all, What? I’ll never forget it.
So these are the questions I have about last night’s episode:
1. What do you think of what Elodie did to Heidi?
2. Do you think there will be another hook up with Jason and Lauren?
3. Was Spencer’s reaction over the top or did he have a right to be upset about Heidi having to leave?
As always, your comments are very much appreciated. One final comment: I wonder what Lauren’s rival Kristen is up to these days … Ta ta.
I think it is time for Lauren to have a man because she is so concerned with everybody’s business, but in a good friend kinda way. It’s a good thing that she found out about Jason though. She’s gotta be one of my favorites because she cares.Plus how hot is Brody-huh!!!Heeeey!Adrinna has to find out on her own that Justin is a scrub because right now it just looks like they are really hating and jealous of her.Heidi needs to stop thinking that the world revolves around her and stop lying to always cover her butt.She deserves Spencer because he wants to be player just like her so they are a perfect match.Why does he want to be number one at all times when half of the time he’s scheming for what freak is at his homeboy’s ready to be boned.What does he do for a living? Remember earlier on in the season he was called a”TOOL”? He really can be one on a good day.It’s not nice to call people fat and the girl that was out with ladies that night shouldn’t be addresses as such because in my full figured opinion she could have it going on more than the skinny and nutritious girls so don’t HATE. How weired is it that Jason wants all to be well after getting out of rehab wanting one his first visits to be with Lauren only to announce to her that he and another chic are moving in and he’d like her to meet her.WOW!!! Different strokes for SILLY folks-O.K.!! Tip for him-HEL-LO that’s not how we do it. It had to be for the cameras or he was on some other CRAP because you just don’t do some things.Get real “J”. You couldn’t have been serious.
I think it is time for Lauren to have a man because she is so concerned with everybody’s business, but in a good friend kinda way. It’s a good thing that she found out about Jason though. She’s gotta be one of my favorites because she cares.Plus how hot is Brody-huh!!!Heeeey!Adrinna has to find out on her own that Justin is a scrub because right now it just looks like they are really hating and jealous of her.Heidi needs to stop thinking that the world revolves around her and stop lying to always cover her butt.She deserves Spencer because he wants to be player just like her so they are a perfect match.Why does he want to be number one at all times when half of the time he’s scheming for what freak is at his homeboy’s ready to be boned.What does he do for a living? Remember earlier on in the season he was called a”TOOL”? He really can be one on a good day.It’s not nice to call people fat and the girl that was out with ladies that night shouldn’t be addressed as such because in my full figured opinion she could have it going on more than the skinny and nutritious girls so don’t HATE. How weired is it that Jason wanted all to be well after getting out of rehab wanting one of his first visits to be with Lauren only to announce to her that he and another chic are moving in and he’d like her to meet her.WOW!!! Different strokes for SILLY folks-O.K.!! Tip for him-HEL-LO that’s not how we do it. It had to be for the cameras or he was on some other CRAP because you just don’t do some things.Get real “J”. You couldn’t have been serious.