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MTV The Hills Recap What Goes Around

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It was Brody??? And we’re back to the sex tape. I think Spencer is the one who started the rumor. Given everything we know about him and how he operates I just don’t think it’s a stretch to think he’d be capable of something like this. We know how much he dislikes Lauren. Is it really that hard to believe he’s the culprit? Of course, I have no firsthand knowledge of anything so I can’t say with complete certainty that he did it. But come on. Does anyone really think it wasn’t him? Except Heidi? Was it just me or did she seem just the tiniest bit unsure in the last few seconds of the episode? I just don’t understand that relationship.It’s good that Audrina and Lauren seem to have their friendship back on track. I’m not sure I would have apologized to Audrina for being so overprotective of her. Yes, Lauren went through a lot last year. And yes, she’s trying to be a good friend by warning her friends away from guys who don’t seem to appreciate them. I think she did a good thing in trying to salvage her friendship with Audrina, but I personally couldn’t have apologized for giving her a hard time about Justin Bobby. He just doesn’t come across as a great guy. Has Audrina conveniently forgotten that Justin Bobby has abandoned her not once but twice once in Vegas and once at Brody’s? I don’t care what his excuse was. It’s not cool. I think it’s reasonable to expect your boyfriend to leave with you if you guys go someplace together.

What’s with Jen Bunny playing both sides? I know she’s not really, but she does seem to be stuck in the middle. She finally made up with Lauren and she’s also trying to keep her friendship with Heidi going. It’s got to be hard when she’s getting different information from all sides and trying to make sense of it all. I’m sure she doesn’t want to believe Heidi (and to a lesser degree Spencer) are responsible for the rumor. Heidi stayed friends with her when she had her falling-out with Lauren, so I’m sure she feels some loyalty towards Heidi. But did she forget that Heidi was the one who encouraged her to go after Brody, thereby causing this big rift in the first place? It’s interesting how all these people become so conveniently forgetful.

One person who isn’t going to let Heidi forget so easily is her boss, Brent Bolthouse. Good. She needs to take responsibility for her screwup. Even if Elodie bailed on her, she should have talked to her boss just to keep him in the loop. I’m glad she got some flak about it. She needs to realize how much work she has to put in to prove she actually earned that promotion. Actually, I’m not sure she can prove that, but it would be nice to see her actually busting her a** to prove herself. Whatev.

Well, all of last night’s drama was well worth the extra week’s wait for me at least.

In case you missed last night’s new episode of The Hills, you can watch it here

The Hills Episode Recap What happens in Vegas

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Guys! GUYS! Totes such hotness on The Hills last night! The gang all went out to Las Vegas to surprise Brody for his birthday and Lauren FULLY KISSED HIM? I think they may be getting back together! How great is that!? Lauren so deserves love!?! Meanwhile, Audrina TOTALLY THREW A BITCH FIT at her friends and some guy who is only wearing a towel because she thinks the rest of the girls don’t want her to date Justin Ricky Lee Harvey John Wayne Bobby, but you know what? They were just trying to be friendly to him. And also?!?

She SHOULDN’T date him, he’s a major butt, right?!? Also, they finally let the fat girl talk and they gave her a name, but I forgot it, because, come on, fat girl, right? Also, also, Lauren got flashed by Lo’s vag and was all Brody, “I saw Los Britney!” Which is so funny, because, like, Britney Spears also has a vagina that she is always flashing? I Anyway, back in L.A.? It’s Spencer and Heidi’s anniversary? And Heidi tells the old dude at Bolthouse that she can’t cover some event because her anniversary is that much more important, even though it’s with Spencer who is a major dick and still won’t tell his parents that they’re engaged? And old dude is all, Fine, whatever, just make sure someone covers it? And Heidi’s like, No problem? So she goes to Elodie who she TOTALLY SCREWED OVER BEFORE and is all, Hey, I really need you to cover this for me? And Elodie smiles and is like, Oh, sure, anything for you. Except what we all know but Heidi doesn’t evn know is that Elodie already made plans to quit her job? So Heidi’s at dinner with Spencer and the phone rings and someones all, “You need to get down here now” And Heidi’s like, but Elodie is covering it, and whoever iss on the other end is all, Nuh uh, Elodie quit? And we’re like, Hahahah, that’s what you get, you job-stealing bitch!?!?!?! So Heidi is fully, I have to go to work? And Spencer acts like the big gay baby he is? How does Heidi not see what a stupid mean jerk Spencer can be?!?!?!?!?!?! It, was, like, so, satisfying, oh, my, God, you, guys!?!? Also? This is the last I will ever have to watch?!???!? And it sort of makes me sad, because when I watch I forget about war and poverty and basic math? And I, like, don’t want to go back to caring about stuff or knowing the name of the President or reading books? But I guess I have to? I guess??!?!?!?!?!? Anyway, I’ll miss you, We’ll always have that time where that one girl said that really stupid thing and everyone was all, What? I’ll never forget it.

So these are the questions I have about last night’s episode:

1. What do you think of what Elodie did to Heidi?

2. Do you think there will be another hook up with Jason and Lauren?

3. Was Spencer’s reaction over the top or did he have a right to be upset about Heidi having to leave?

As always, your comments are very much appreciated. One final comment: I wonder what Lauren’s rival Kristen is up to these days … Ta ta.

Brody Jenner is Big Pimpin

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The Hills resident hottie, Brody Jenner was caught leaving Opera over the weekend by TMZ’s cameras. Brody was seen leaving the club with a cute blonde and brunette as the crew piled into a waiting Bentley. Brody is obviously feeling no pain from the drama on the show with him and Lauren these days.

Lauren Conrad Makes Out With Cisco Adler at VMAs

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In a move that can only be described as questionable, Lauren Conrad apparently made out with Cisco Adler at a VMA pre-party. I’m pretty sure that Lauren is wishing what happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas…

In another “what was she thinking move,” The Hills’s good girl, Lauren Conrad, was caught making out with the questionable Cisco Adler, at Christina Aguilera’s party on Saturday night.

“You really saw them making out,” E!’s Planet Gossip maven asked her source.

“I did,” she said. “And I heard Brody Jenner was pissed.”

Cisco, who used to date Mischa Barton, is hardly good enough for L.C., but Lauren, admittedly, just can’t stay away from the bad boys.

I don’t know guys. What do you think?  My source says the story is absolutly true. I can honestly says I am not a fan of Cisco Adler and that gross photo of him a while back didn’t help. Whatev.

The Hills Episode 5 Recap, Rolling with the Enemy

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So this episode has far been the most interesting;
1) Jen Bunney, nuff said
2) Frankie, he gets to say more stuff
3) BRODY AND SPENCER BREAK UP! HA
4) Aud&JBob have a date

1. At Les Deux Brody invites Lauren out to par-tay.

Lauren replies “You know where’s the most fun?”
Brody “What”
Lauren “YOUR CONDO ;)”

hahhaha

2. Whitney thinks that Spencer’s new attitude towards Brody is very ‘high school’, and Lauren has to agree. The best part of this scene is when Laurens all “yeah did u know my parents were gonna name me Tiffany or Crystal”. Then Whitney’s all –>  .

Together, they both mockingly say “TIFF” “TIFF” & “CRYS”"CRYS”.
LOL u have to see it. Its hard to explain.

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3.  Okay so there’s J-Bob & Aud (my new nicknames for them so its faster to type lol)
The date was kinda sorta awkward.
JBob was all ” I hate labels. I hate society. Marriage. f*ck this f*ck that”
Meanwhile poor Audrina’s like trying to smile and just stares at him -> 

and audrina, she had high hopes they’d be BOYFRIEND&GF by now.

Hmm. well anyway, moving on..

“Brody finally manages to get Spencer on the phone. When he asks why his homeboy hasn’t returned calls, Spence says he has nothing to say to him. Frustrated with Brody’s alliance to Lauren, Spencer calls his old friend disloyal. Spence doesn’t want any excuses — if Brody’s hanging with an enemy, he’s going to become his enemy. Although Brody tells his buddy that he loves him and they’ve been friends since grade school, he’s says he’s still landed square in the middle of a high school-esque fight. With a click of the phone, Spencer hangs up on Brody and the two are besties no more.” - Mtv.com

The best part; for me; was when Brody says “what a little b*tch!” after Spencer hangs up on him.
hahha spencer is a little b*tch.

At the pool on Sunday, Frankie and Audrina tease Lauren about her “sleepover” with Brody

6.  Spencer won’t help Heidi with the laundry, and he won’t support anyone that’s friends with Lauren.

Heidi is here with Jen Bunney, having breakfast n stuff
Heidi *claims* that Brody spread all of the nasty rumors about Lauren (aka those rumoured sex tapes w/ jason wahler) .

WHO ACTUALLY BELIEVES HEIDI!? NOT ME!
(she’s too brainwashed by the Lego aka Spence. And if brody spread those rumors then y is he all buddy-buddy with Lauren? Huh? explain that.)